Starkist Shooter

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim

Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is

Comprying

The act of crying and complaining at the same time.

The liberals in the act of defiance, comprying to the election of Donald Trump.

Hot Dog Interview

The act of distracting a person with a tap on the opposite shoulder which prompts said person to turn their head. As their attention is drawn back to see who tapped on their shoulder, a hot dog is placed into their mouth or smacked onto their cheek. Add sour cream for an added effect.

Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.

We had some left over hot dogs from dinner, so I gave my brother a hot dog interview.

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