prostitution

what the constitution shall be renamed to since there is restricted freedom

The Constitution should be renamed to the Prostitution

marvin gay

When people think Marvin Gaye is gay

Guy 1: "Marvin Gaye even talks sex on guys..."
Guy 2: "That must mean he's Marvin Gay..."

beezid

a penny auction site infamous for surprising noobs with a $75 charge upon joining the site. also famous for its first guaranteed win and its superb beautiful hot girl in its commercials made from mid-2012 on...

Guy #1: "did u ever hear about the auction site beezid???"
Girl #1: "beezid is a scam!"
Guy #2: "the girl in the commercial is so damn hot that i wanna bang 'er!"

BSI

= bullshit investigation, for those who support the FTP movement and believe that every investigation is total bs, because it ruins the person's privacy

Guy: "FUCK YOU, POLICE!"
*policeman is dead silent*
(after investigation and sanctions)
Guy: "Man... that was a BSI, not a CSI!"

Sorry Not Sorry

A new breakthrough single by Demi Lovato, it is used to represent the fact that a person doesn't emotionally care on whether a behavior upsets someone or not.

Baby I'm sorry not Sorry!

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lesbitard

a gay lesbian retard

Girl 1: "Wanna Netflix and chill?"
Girl 2: "Damn, you such a lesbitard."

in the zone

to be in autozone

Get in the zone, autozone!

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