frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

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magnifying glass

A lens that is used to examine someone’s insanely small chode.

His chode was very small that people had to use a magnifying glass in order to see it.

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imoyourbz

Used to define a literal fucking idiot, or a mentally disabled 9 year old flat earther.

Person 1: Do you think the earth is flat?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Explain how you think the earth is flat.
Person 2: There’s no curvature.
Person 1: There is a curvature dummy! You just have to go high up in the sky to see it, gosh you are such an imoyourbz!

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stfubikya

shut the fuck up before I kick your ass

Person 1: Well, no one cares about what you want.
Person 2: stfubikya!

watermelon flesh

A red-ass vagina.

Her vagina was so red that it looked like watermelon flesh

Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

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ton pénis est petit

French for “Your Penis Is Small”

French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!

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