Shopping

Buying a whole lot of shit you don’t really need

Today I went shopping at the mall.

man pipe

Another word for penis, cock, dick, schlong, wiener.

That’s a small man pipe!

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YPIFL

Your Penis Is Fucking Large.

Damn YPIFL!

arsehole

Pretty much the equivalent of saying “asshole” but you say this when you have children around or something.

Did you steal my condoms? You are such an arsehole!

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Testicles

A man’s ballsack, also known as The Fountains Of Cum.

Testicles means your balls.

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STPDP

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STPDP RIGHT NOW!!!! WE NEED TO BEAT T-SERIES ON YOUTUBE!!!!!

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Medley Centre

A dead mall located in Rochester, New York, an old abandoned building that’s just sitting there, rotting away.

Originally opened in 1990, as Irondequoit Mall, the mall was a convenient location for hot women to go into Victoria’s Secret to buy some sexy lingerie. The mall started to go downhill in 2000 due to rumors of crime in the area. In 2005, the mall’s name was changed to Medley Centre which at the time, the mall was 80% vacant.

In 2009, the mall shut its doors to customers, which left shoppers sad and miserable, people who loved this mall cried like little babies on their beds all day.

Let’s go get some sexy lingerie at the old Victoria’s Secret at Medley Centre.

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