IBM

IBM: Inches Below Minge. When describing how long a mini-/microskirt is - the number of inches below the minge, that the skirt stops.

1: Did you see that girl's skirt?!
2: No, what was the IBM?
1: Less than 1!
2: Shit, man! You get all the luck!

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Burp

Burp: Release of digestive gas from the mouth.

Man, don't fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it!

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