Sofa Cru

a gang of students from Esher College who "frolic amongst the couches" listening to cheesy pop on the telly. Consists of the coach cru, croydon cru and busted cru bu most importantly the fun cru who are the best and therefore hated by the most jealous, boring sofa cru members.

"*tut* you're SO immature Aiden/Lorna"
"he wasnt CHRISTENED Boris!"

4👍 8👎

Azdak

a sarcastic media-loving joker who has a talent for acting, particularly playing the role of a judge. Frequently watches Disney adverts.

"You drunken onion!"

4👍 6👎