A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.
Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.
Meaning wimpy, possibly kinda gay.
Guy #1: "Bruh that guy over there is so cringe".
Guy #1: "No bro, he's creamy".