A Minkus is a very stinky small cat who has a penchant for wreaking havoc. Minkus has a plan for world domination though the Minkus is too lazy to actually go through with this plan. Minkus enjoys sunbeams, fish foods, and silently seething at birds outside. If you have a Minkus you'll know.
That's a very stinkus minkus you got there.
"How's your minkus?"
"Minkus bites, watch out!"