Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions

"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@

Deacon

The HOTTEST guy EVER, and the biggest chad, he told Newton how to invent Gravity, shakespeare how to write and Bruce Lee how to fight. Has a 13 inch cock (soft) and attracts people of all over the globe just to see his face.

"DEACON IS COMING TO NEW YORK FOR A TOUR"
"GET THE COLLEGE FUNDS!"

Aiden

Definitely used to date some guy named "Ash" or something, attracts the WORST men in the universe. Fucking loves Eddie Munson for no reason, and has 7 different friend groups, to which they think they are the only one.

"Did you hear? Jack asked Aiden out"
"Really?? But Jack's so ugly"