Hat Trick

When adian man goes down on a woman acum three times in a row. Originally a Canadian hockey term used to describe when a player scores 3 subsequent goals. Ever congenial Canadians, a savage example of Canadian hospitality, getting the poutine flowing. Canadians do it better. Mic drop.

When a Canadian man goes down on his girlfriend and makes her cum 3 times in a row.

I hat tricked Melissa last night and she's sleeping like a baby now.

My ex called me a frigid bitch, then I dumped his ass and got hat tricked by a hot Canuck.

Klamath Falls

The true gateway to Crater Lake (suck it, Roseburg). Crater Lake’s mermaid-kissed sapphire waters will touch your soul. Crater Lake is the only National Park in Oregon and North America’s deepest lake. You wanna go deep, don’t you?

Air quality is nice until some ‘simply better’ Californian decides to have a gender reveal party that sets the entire West Coast on fire. Do like the Modocs; head underground and explore 100’s of naturally air conditioned lava caves straddling the Oregon border.

It's Bend before being bent over by Portlandia. North Face, Stetson, Wrangler, Patagonia, and Carharrt are welcome here. K. Falls boasts a pioneer culture of bootstrappers, hard-working families and Jeffersonian secessionists escaping Salem’s elite. Supposedly incompatible sub cultures creating a queso-American style melting pot. Smoldering; like an Oregon forest in the summer.

Speaking of good ole ‘Merica, the bald eagle lives here. Pelicans, Tits, and Herons to name a few. We’re talking birds of the Pacific Flyway ;)

Klamath isn’t just for outdoor enthusiasts, cowboys, and bird watchers. Oregon’s premier polytechnic university, Oregon Tech, is a solar powered campus with the first ever renewable energy degree in the country. Klamath’s 300 days of sunshine are the Anit-SAD of Portland’s rain.

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we’re kinda cultish here. Please leave; or go deep on our natural beauty, historical significance and generally cool vibe.

I went balls deep in Klamath Falls for a week and loved it.

I got accepted to OIT, now I'm gonna live in Klamath Falls?