Balls appreciation day

The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.

John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?

Vindaloo flaps

Vindaloo flaps is a derogatory term used to describe a woman of Indian/Sri Lankan descents vagina.

John - you out with thatIndian bird last night, chief?
Saket - yep
John - you get to taste the vindaloo flaps?
Saket - you know it, buddy. Went down a treat.

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Rumped

Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.

The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.

I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.

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Ozziecant

A play on the cunt. Australians pronounce it cant.

The Ozziecant is a cocktail consisting of 1 part Bundaberg Rum, 1 part Northern Territory Tequila and 1 squirt of aboriginal vaginal discharge.

Absolutely shitfaced last night. I was out with the cunts from work and lashed down about 20 Ozziecants.