habbibi

common term of endearment, often used in arabic songs, means "darling" or "beloved"

One great song is "Habibi Da" which means "This is my darling"

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colpalgia

medical term meaning pain in the vagina

the little town by the sea had an unusually high number of young women afflicted with colpalgia, especially around fleet week.....

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pooper scooper

term used by medical community to describe acrylic nails. Feces is inevitably lways found between the real finger nail and the acrylic nails of patients and cadavers.

"hey she doesn't have any insurance, what do we do?"

"send her to ER, how did she afford those pooper scoopers?"

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cryptitis

medical condition in which the anus and the area around it become swollen and painful.

"stop acting so uptight..."

"I can't, it's my cryptitis"

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restructure

usage: verb; means re-organziational change in a corporate setting which allows for legal firing of employees at will while simultaneously stripping them of their rights to sue for unlawful termination.

"How's work?"

"I don't know, the office is practically empty now, it's all this restructuring I guess....."

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disclaimer

may also refer to the legalese term for "I'm washing my hands of this and whatever happens, or doesn't, may manifest as a result of this is NOT OUR FAULT it's all your fault.

"dude they stole my car! right from the parking lot and they have all this security!"

"I know, but look at your parking voucher, it has the disclaimer so it's not their problem."

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extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.

"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."

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