doggie mama

term used to describe a woman past 40 who is convinced that her dog is actually a baby and that she must treat it as such. She will normally dress the dog in ridiculous accoutremants and she may order food for "her baby" when eating out.

"she lets the dog sleep on the bed with her

"what doggie mamma!"

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porno hair

usage: adjective; term pertaining to unruly and and stubborn hair which is purposely kept untidy and dishevelled in attempts to create a "just got lucky" appearance. The goal may be accomplished by the usage of mouse, gels, teasing techniques, blow dyers and hair extentions.

"Sally had always flat-ironed her unruly hair but when she became a porn-star, she was a natural!"

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re-training

usage: noun or verb. A term which describes the process you must go through when you want to fire someone without getting sued. Usually before firing an employee, there will be an opportunity to re-train him, then he will be fired.

"why are you packing up your stuff?

"I'm getting re-trained, so I'm sure i'll be getting restructured by the end of the week."

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TPN

may also pertain to a form of feeding done on people who can't even be tube-fed because their gut doesn't work. Stands for "total parenteral nutrition" where they actually stick nutrients right into your veins.

"what happened to the guy who got stabbed at the ATM 18 times doctor?

"who knows, we just strapped him down to the bed and sedated him so he won't pull on his TPN...tell the family he's stable and recovering."

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Opa

something to say when you see a bellydancer at a restaurant; normally followed by the act of flinging loads of cash at her.

"I love this restaurant honey, it's so romantic...."

"only the best for you on our anniversary, WHOA, OPA OPA OPA!!!!!!!!, sorry honey, I got distracted, where was I?"

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