james

a boy who suffers from ethno-dysmorphia, and confuses himself as being black when he is SouthEast Asian. Likes to get high by typing definitions of his enemies' names on Urban Dictionary. Obsessed with urban culture, i.e. graffiti, rap, gang violence, hip-hop. Cannot pay attention to one subject longer than one minute as he gets a dopamine fix browsing the world wide web ALL DAY LONG. Wife worships him and treats him like her father, since she gets no love from her biological father. Has an IQ of 45 as he hangs out with the lowest of the low on the socio-economic ladder.

James is an insecure, gas-lighting dork who only has friends on the internet and not in real-life.