trumped

1. To get the better of someone by using quick wit and clever humor.
2. Owned (see).

Your sorry ass just got trumped!

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bobblehead

n. A woman who moves her head around too much during fellatio resulting in unwanted sensations.

v. To move one's head around too much during fellatio resulting in unwanted sensations.

I got bobbleheaded.

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lamborguini

1. A misspelling of lamborghini.
2. Pasta at an expensive Italian restaurant.

30 bucks for pasta? What is it, lamborguini?

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oogly boogly

1. adj. Ugly enough to be scary.
2. n. Someone or something so ugly that the unexpected sight of he/she/it causes brief fright.

She's so oogly boogly she tapped me on the shoulder and I almost shit my pants when I turned around.

Cancel your blind date. I saw her at the bar last night and she's one hell of an oogly boogly.

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shibbity blibbits

also shibbity blibbitz. interj. Used in exclamation as a euphemism for shit, usually when one is about to say shit but realizes that someone is standing there that would not approve. From shit + jiminy cricket + blibbit (see links for more info).

I'd better be careful or I'm going to hit my hand with this ham— oh sh—shibbity blibbits! Bring me some ice, grandma.

Canibus Central

n. 1. A site (www.canibus-central.com) that contains a forums overrun with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. Total gayness.

v. centralled, centralling, centrals. 1. To overrun an internet forums with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. To be totally gay. 3. To run a site by banning the people you don't like and allowing the ones you do to wreak unlimited havoc.

That gay bar at the end of the street is so canibus central.

Stop being canibus central.

Those guys holding hands are a couple of canibus centrals.

John canibus centralled my website.

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wires

Slang for a computer or computer equipment.

Yo, my wires are pimped out!

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