Noun.Contraction of "alternative lifestyle mom".Same as alterna-mom. Punks, Neo-Hippies, or other females who are into alternative culture (tatoos, attachment parenting, extended rebellious adolescence) and who breed.
That alterno-mom is trying a little too hard to pretend like she is still in her twenties, with her hot pink hair, driving a minivan full of kids around.
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A breastfeeding mother who condemns bottle feeders in a preachy way.
Most of the Moms at the La Leche League meeting were nice, but a couple were real breastfeeding Nazis.
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