Chucked the mayo

To ejaculate on to something

Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it

jimmyjohnny

noun; word to use when wanting to discuss a homosexual man in code.

see also janicejenny

"Girlfriend, that jimmyjohnny has better skin than you do."

or

"Is that boy with the plucked eyebrows and great couture suit a jimmyjohnny?

rx bandits

political good music.

last night at the rx bandits show

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duffy

Designated ugly fat friend. When a group of girls go out and they take a fat friend with them so they look better.

me and the guys went out last weekend and Ben ended up with the duffy

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janicejenny

noun; word to use when wanting to discuss a homosexual woman in code.

see also "jimmyjohnny"

"Check out that janicejenny's short, spikey hair and motorcycle."

or

"Those sorority girls would make great janicejennies."