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The gravies

Having diarrhea when it is the consistency of good old fashioned Brown Gravy.

Damn son, I ate 3 day old tuna I found in the back of my car and my stomach is doing flips. I think I got myself a case of the gravies.

by Misfit the Dog April 30, 2009

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White Gravy

Male ejaculate that is the consistency of lumpy white gravy. Usually forms when the man has not ejaculated for at least a week, causing the build-up to be massive and thick.

Oh... oh... ohhhhhhh.... shit bitch, all over you face. You just got plastered with my white gravy. Sorry bout that ho, but I hadn't busted a nut in bout 3 o' 4 days now, and that shit is juicy. You better clean that mess up with a towel... but don't use my good towels.

by Misfit the Dog March 16, 2010

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Nault

To prematurely ejaculate, usually in one's jeans when feminine contact is first achieved. Heart rate and breathing increase and a couple of "Oh's" might escape said "Naulter" during the act.

I couldn't help it. When Becky started rubbing my neck, my dick instantly got hard and I naulted.

by Misfit the Dog April 30, 2009

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