School

See jail, hell, boring

Got school sucks ass, I wanna drop out. Doesn't matter, I skip enough to survive.

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cockmatics

roughly translates to 'my cock is so small and bent that it can unlock handcuffs'

Cam'ron writes: "I unlock handcuffs, my cockmatics"

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oht

One Handed Typing.
An art mastered by Coleman, the original Llama. It is the art of washing face, whilst typing.

1. That was a great oht.
2. Have you finished oht'ing yet?

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nume

numerous, several

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Mufflowne

Mufflowne is a madeup animal by Aleks Vujovic which quickly became popular in the community. The creature is very small, about 7 cm in height (including ears) with a bipedal structure, fur and the ability of gliding short distances. It is often described as a North-American flyng squirrel and a bunny rabbit cross. It has very flexible bones, indegistible apetite for sexual intercourse and as a general rule it is very cute.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the word muff apart from it's first 4 letters.

Mufflownes like to rape elephants.

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gobbi

Gobbi, Bryan

Wicked guitar player insanely coo. WENT TO DOUGIMUN! long heavy metal hair ... HAWT

"Did you see Odium play last night?"
"Yeah dude, Gobbi rawked."
"Totally"

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molly breen

the ultimate selfish tank, also someone who is a HORRIBLE driver!

you're such a molly breen

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