Throatsky

In Russia, when someone’s grandmother is late with meal preparation, usually the grandson grabs grandmother by throat and drags to kitchen so mistake never happen again.

Hey Grandma, where is Borscht, you are 92 years old how many throatskys must I give before you learn.

Champagnin’

Cumming inside a glass of champagne by the male sex partner and forcing the female sex partner to drink.

Mimi was parched after sex, so Mike went champagnin’ in a glass and watched her drink it all.

Trumpsky

It’s a massive orange colored turd that’s the same color and shape of Donald Trumps head, done by eating carrots for a week straight.

Fuck 7 days of of carrots are over, so now I must push out this massive Trumpsky.

Vodkaboarding

A killing involving a traitorous pig by hanging human pig upside down and immersing in bucket of homemade Potato Russian Vodka.

Ivan is late for last time, let’s go get his grandmother as her last night of living ends with Vodkaboarding.

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.