Snag

when your pantyhose gets caught on something sharp or pointy, causing it to tear and run.

Her: "Damn!! another snag!! that's the second one this week!! arrrgghhh!!!"

Him: "relax, will you? it's only pantyhose. I mean, they can't be that expensive, can they?"

Her: "they are if you have to buy a new pair every fucking day!!"

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Borg

bouncers/security people that wear those headset devices, that you see at clubs and concerts.

"Quick, put that joint away! I see one of the borg coming this way!!"

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AOL

absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.

"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."

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