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a cell phone that is kept functional by utilizing the parts of other phones such as keyboard, faceplate, etc.
The 'S' key on my cell phone sticks so I replaced it with the keyboard off of my boyfriend's old phone. Voila! Frankenphone!!
The screen on Joe's Blackberry was cracked, so I gave him my old Blackberry so he could make a Frankenberry or Frankenphone.
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When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
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The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?
Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.
Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.