vagina

My god damn favorite part of my body.
Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot.
It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.

My vagina is pink, it smells nice.

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The Emoji Army

When engaging in factual debate with conspiracy theorists on social media and they resort to emoji binging to express their critical thinking.

I was on Facebook debating Politics, and The Emoji Army entered the chat so I gave them a bit of shit back and left..