Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

Mom: It's okay kids, Dad's just suffering from a mild case of intaxication. He'll be fine tomorrow.

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chevey

Chevey is a great, amazing, loving guy who is very loyal and trustworthy he will keep any secrets and he will be a great boyfriend/freind if u see a chevey go and talk to him right away. He’s also VERY handsome, girls don’t lose this one!

Jaymee:“Hey is that chevey?”

Bree: “yeah I think it’s is, go talk to him!”

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Yellow Blanket

What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.

Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.

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Karmageddon

It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

Hippie: Dude, you have to feel the love cuz otherwise it's gonna be like ... Karmageddon.

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Frisbeetarianism

(noun)

the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Judy: My parents used to be Methodist, but then they converted to Frisbeetarianism after a very enlightening afternoon picnic.

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