jerico

Starts fights but does not show up on the day of. Jerico are tall species of "wuss" and are afraid of olives.

Waited for Jerico at K-Mart..He didn't show up! In the end I saw him ordering a pizza with all the toppings except olives?

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Jawshewa

A pretty boy with mad percussion skills and always looks cool under the spotlight.
Attracts both males and females with the use of his secret cologne.

Jawshewas are cool and collected but are the type to never back down from a fight.
However, despite their determination to prove themselves, they still lose in the end.

A: Yo did you see Jawshewa last night?
B: Of course! He killed it on stage ,man!
A: Yeah, he did, didn't he? His fans are probably disappointed now that he's in the hospital.
B: Why is he in the hospital?!
A: Jawshewa took a kick in the jaw from a girl.
B: Ah, still losing fights I see.