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The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.
21π 6π
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
I made my husband clean off the pupkus off the car window.
18π 3π
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
The peppier came around and offered to pepper my steak.
25π 14π
Possessing the ability to turn the
bathtub faucet on and off with your toes
My hands were preoccupied so I used my aquadextrous skills to have a cold shower.
11π 16π
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.
39π 5π
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow remove
all the germs.
I picked up my jube-jube, disconfected it, and put it back in my mouth.
4π 2π
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
10π 5π