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MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!
When you see the girl you like.
MAN1: Why do you always insist on hitting on girls who have boyfriends twice our size?
MAN2: I can't help the way I feel.
MAN2: When I see da bae. I go after da bae.
MAN: Hey lady!
WOMAN: Hi...?
MAN: So wanna head back to my place?
WOMAN: No thank you.
MAN: It was not an invitation it was an instruction.
WOMAN: What part of no don't you understand?!
COP walks up to her.
COP: Is there a problem here?
MAN: Eh, no... Not at all.
MAN runs away.
COP: Excuse me miss, did he touch you in your no no parts?
WOMAN: Um.. what..?
COP: That douchetard!
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When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
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Appropriate manner of saying 'Son of a b****.'
MAN steals cookies from a WOMAN.
WOMAN: Hey! Come back here!
WOMAN: You son of a female dog!
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MAN1: Man my no no part is way bigger than yours.
MAN2: No one cares about your non existing boy zone.
MAN: Did that chick just dodge that punch in the speed of light?
MAN1: I'm afraid so.
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