winedectomy

When you have to cut the box of wine open to extract the wine bag in order to collect/extract the remaining wine.

I shook the box, I could hear the wine, but nothing was coming out of the spigot .... so I performed a winedectomy.

dick spa

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!

Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!

japaratus

Electric rice cooker

I love my japaratus, it cooks rice better than anything on the planet.

Fuckedupitous

In a state of being fucked up.

You are seriously fuckedupitous dude.

Your idea is some kinda fuckedupitous.