dick spa

After a hummer/ blow job is received, the giver supplies the recipient with a steaming hot towel. The towel is applied to the affected areas generously by the giver and all is cleaned up accordingly. Viola you’ve just been given a dick spa!!

Dude, after the worlds best blow job, I received the most amazing dick spa!

japaratus

Electric rice cooker

I love my japaratus, it cooks rice better than anything on the planet.

Fuckedupitous

In a state of being fucked up.

You are seriously fuckedupitous dude.

Your idea is some kinda fuckedupitous.

winedectomy

When you have to cut the box of wine open to extract the wine bag in order to collect/extract the remaining wine.

I shook the box, I could hear the wine, but nothing was coming out of the spigot .... so I performed a winedectomy.