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kuosman

Moniker given to the man who drinks the most during a weekend camping trip.

Dan was the kuosman last weekend. He drank 58 beers.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019


hached

A married man who gets laid less than four times a year, if that. Most likely his lack of pussy is a result of his bald head, beer gut, or small penis...or a combination of any of the aforementioned characteristics.

You see how miserable that guy is? Must be hached.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

5👍 2👎


erict

Getting totally blasted and losing one shoe. On occasion, both shoes get lost.

Damnit, I was so erict last night...lost another Birkenstock.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019

3👍 1👎


mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.

That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019


vanhouten

A complete and total disaster of a person.

Late again, vanhouten?

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019


gangluff

A gangluff is a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and upper lip that closely resembles a 70s style bush. Informally known in some circles as a vagina face.

Please shave that gangluff off your face, it’s making me sick to my stomach.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019


connorbudd

The lowest hanging testicle.

My connorbudd keeps getting caught in my zipper.

by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019