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A large nose on a man with small ankles that, despite having no sense of smell, still enjoys eating large quantities.
Check out the meidenschnauzer on that fat guy devouring the 96 ounce steak.
A group of faggoty ass bitches at their annual fantasy football draft.
Look at that dealamen, must be close to football season.
Burning, itching, and overall unpleasant sensation in the area of the male genitalia that is impossible to suppress.
The maro fire in my pants is driving me crazy. Makes me want to call my ex wife.
An act of trickery used when buying a round of shots when the buyer fills his shot glass with water instead of vodka. The bartender is an accomplice, paid off with a big tip.
Chad just clindened his friends again. Do they not realize that after six vodka shots Chad should be drunk, but heâs not.
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A sexual position used by older married couples where the woman (little kitten) gets on all fours and purrs. The man (big dog) enters her from behind and starts to bark, furiously. When finished, big dog takes a walk and leaves little kitten a mess to lick off.
Mike is taking a walk again. Him and Donna must have done the old big dog little kitten again.
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The ability to be considered the biggest jerk in a group of friends, yet still has maintained that group of friends for several decades.
Adam, although a timmooreon, is someone I enjoy spending a few days a year with.
When a creepy lady with a scowl on her face limps into your classroom while you are teaching high school math. And, of course, she tells you what a shitty job you are doing.
Bill got shitlimped again, and itâs only Tuesday!