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Thankles

When the leg is depreciated by the size of a woman's theigh and so swollen by the fatness of an ankle.

HOLY CRAP!! Since you've been pregnant, you've accumulated thankles!

by Misss_Missy November 29, 2014


Baby dumpster diver

A career which entitles the action of diving into dumpsters looking for babies.

According to baby dumpster diver specialists, about half a dozen newborns are found in LA each year.

by Misss_Missy November 12, 2014