don

Winner of any pasta eating competiton, even if he is served the biggest plate to begin with.
He is also notoriously known for his driving. Never his fault of course!
Also a film lover, who manages to watch 3 film in the time it takes you to watch 1. Doesn't need the 'slow' scenes.

To inhale your food is to 'eat like a don'.
To drive without turning your head is 'to drive like a don'.
To forward through the slow scenes in a film is 'to watch a film at don-speed'.

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