Milwaukee faucet

The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.

Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"

Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."

Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."

Male: "Good."

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