Queef

The body’s dump valve (bov) where excess compressed air is released after turbo charged sex. It makes a sound that makes passers by roll their eyes.

Him: Did you just queef?

Her: um, I’d prefer you refer to it as my dump valve thanks!

ugfie

A purposely ugly selfie. One you would send to a friend for comic effect, but would always fear the dreaded screenshot.

What you just said made me pull this face *sends ugfie*- if you screenshot that we will no longer be friends! Or: Send me an ugfie back so I know my ugfie is safe with you.