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An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.
Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.
A pair of human female breasts, that are so large, impressive, and aesthetically pleasing, that it is only appropriate to call them by a four-syllable word.
Yvette's head games drive me totally insane, but I am powerless to resist her amazing knockeroonies.
A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.
I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.
That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.
When a virgin (or inexperienced) male has sex with someone, solely for the purpose of gaining sexual experience, especially when trying to improve his sexual technique.
Jennifer: Do you really like me, Billy, or are you just trying to get in some training?
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Jeff: I had sex for the first time last night. It was fun, but I jizzed within 90 seconds.
Doug: Don't worry about it. You just need to get in some training.
A locust of a woman. Ghetto trash who adamantly denies that she is ghetto trash, whilst simultaneously placing huge burdens on the people in her life; begs borrows and steals from every boyfriend, relative, or friend to support her irresponsible lifestyle; spends all her food stamp money on Burger King; embezzles hundreds of dollars from her housemates and landlords; is not allowed to open a checking account; blows two months of rent money that was earmarked to go toward rent on her teenager's extracurricular activities; has outstanding debt to every cell phone carrier, and utility company around.
A Boomqueesha goes around starting relationships with unsuspecting men, while she is still legally married to her estranged husband. She has a knack for forcing people to take legal action against her, such as getting restraining orders, and small claims suits. A Boomqueesha owns a dog which she is too lazy to walk.
Hide your wallet and change your phone number - I heard Boomqueesha is in the neighborhood.
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