urban outdoorsman

Politically correct term for a homeless person. I.E. Bum

Frisco is chock full of urban outdoorsmen.

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Pussy Fairy

A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.

Bryan: How was your Friday night?
Tom: The Pussy Fairy visited me.
Bryan: Nice.

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MTBE

Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.

MTBE is bad for the environment.

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drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

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Intelligent Design

A whole-baked idea that the right wing is using to devalue the teachings of the theory of evolution in public schools. What this concept is devoid of is that it cannot be proved nor disproved, unlike evolution which is a theory but has evidence. Stuff that cannot be proven and has no evidence should not be taught in public schools.

Intelligent Design is a right wing conspiracy that the moral majority is using to recruit more closed and easily persuaded minds.

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that fucking guy

A term used to describe a 3rd person when reminiscing on a dumb act they performed or a stupid action they did at one time.
synonymous with this fucking guy

Bob: Did I tell you about what Joe did? That fucking guy, he used the scope on his pellet rifle to look at girls in the adjacent apartment. Then the cops come knocking on his door looking for him.

Tom: What a dumbass, that fucking guy needs his balls removed so he won't ever have kids.

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7-10 Split

Getting kicked in the balls!

Bob: Man what happened to you?

Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split

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