yanks

the derogatory word british people call most americans because we kicked their ass in a revolution about 200 years ago. Notice that they havn't won a major war without us supplying them or sending them massive amounts of troops.

British fellow: YOU FUCKING YANK, GO LYE ON UR ARSE AND EAT SOME SHIT YOU WANKER.

Me: Might I remind you we kicked your ass in the american revolution, the war of 1812, and we have bailed your ass out 2 major world wars by providing massive amounts of troops and supplies to help?

British fellow: LOL YOU WANKER ITS ARSE, NOT ASS. FUCKING YANKS!

Me: Would you please shut the hell up you crumpet eating bastard, just do me a favor and shut the hell up, I do agree american english is differant from your english, and trust me I wish I could call it "american" but that won't happen anytime soon. The next time you call me a yank, I bust your fucking rotton teeth outta your mouth, then you WILL have to see a dentist for once in your life you stupid brit.

British fellow: Gee lad, that kinda hurt, you didn't have to go so deep.

Me: Yes, lets stop fighting about who is better and go take out a communist country like China or North Korea.

British fellow: Good idea lad, I shall bring the fighter jets!

Me: Right on

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vegetarian

usually good people but sometimes can preachy. Can be confused with nazi vegans.

I like vegetarians, just not the ones that get all preachy up their own assholes.

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