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A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.
My neighbors were doing another Corncob Garfstrangle last night. Kept me up all night!
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Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.
Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.