computer apps

The easiest class in WHS.
When the teacher is on the other side of the room everyone plays GaYmes, yes that is games with a y. Other activites during computer apps class include but are not limited to: Checking email, instant messaging, and paint.

Note: Only complete retards get caught playing gaYmes in computer apps.

mikegldi2: Hello number 5 have you seen number 2 lately?
mikegldi5: Go the fuck away!

Instant messaging during computer apps is fun.

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pagina

a vagina that has a clitoris resembling the head of a penis

Paginas are strange.

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sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

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from the ground

When someone says your dick is three inches you reply, "Yeah, from the ground!"

Matt: Your dick is three inches.
Devon: Yeah, from the ground!

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plays for the other team

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.

"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld

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phoning

Using the numbers on phones to decode curse words

Ex: 286 = cum

I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face! That's right, I'm gonna 2-8-6 all over your face!

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The boy who never changed

Kevin, a kid on my bus.

After the summer vacation he showed no change in apperance, height, or weight. It was amazing.

Me: Hey kevin, the boy who never changed, sleep-overs are fun!

Kevin: Was I talking to you? NO.

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