Zach

A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.

Person 1: I just broke up with Zach.
Person 2: When's the party? I'll bring booze.

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