Hawk Boyz

A "music" group originating in Martinsburg, WV. They are frequently seen engaging in mutual mastication at restaurants and other eating venues in the local area.

They also currently serve as advisers to the Department of Defense under the Obama administration. When asked for their thoughts on the death of Osama bin Laden, they were noted as saying "Got 'eeem!!!".

**Elizabethan era discussion of the Hawk Boyz**

Lord: "Cedric?!?!"

Servant: "Yes?"

Lord: "My tea please!"

Servant: "My apologies sire, I have been flexxxing, and as you know, I am similar to a car with no brakes, in that I cannot stop"

Lord: "You've been listening to the Hawk Boyz?"

Servant: "Yes..."

Lord: "Off with your head!!!"

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