dirty pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.

"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"

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bear fucker

One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).

"Excuse me...bear....BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?"

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