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Neo-goth

Somewhere in between emo and goth. Often found outside or around Hot Topic.

There are two types of Neo-Goths. There's the more emo-oriented Neo-Goths, typically My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco fans. They usually wear skinny jeans, pale face makeup, way too much black eye/lip makeup, and emo/pop-punk band shirts.

Then there's the other type, also known as mallgoths. They wear baggy black pants with way too many chains, baggy black band shirts, leather bracelets/chokers with spikes on them, and often have trashy looking dyed dreadlocks or a trashy looking dyed Mohawk. They typically listen to shitty nu-metal bands such as Slipknot and Korn, as well as Marilyn Manson and ICP.

Both types usually have shitty attitudes despite having nothing to be shitty about, they usually fake mental illnesses and alternate sexualities.

Very few Neo-Goths are actually cool, but if you find one, they can be entertaining to watch.

Both also like to use ridiculous sayings and catchphrases like "rawr xD" and "OMG so random lulzz"

Neo-Goth Girl 1: OMG RAWR XD I'm so lesbian omg, but I'd never kiss a girl, that's gross DX

Neo-Goth Girl 2: IM SO DEPRESSED D'X IM GONNA KMS

Neo-Goth Guy: rawrrrr xD

by Mister Inconspicuous June 26, 2016

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