hippie

A work-shy freeloader with a protein deficiency

I'm a hippie. I believe that "capitalist systems" keep us apart. We've gotta raise consciousness about this. Wanna smoke a joint?

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gunvert

A person, who having previously been opposed to guns, is now fully supportive of the right to bear arms.

Neighbour 1: Oh my! Jack keeps an Uzi on his mantelpiece. I'm so surprised.
Neighbour 2: Oh yeah. Since his house got burgled, he's a total gunvert.

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