Joiter

A noun used to describe someone or something that is uniquely bizarre. The origin of this word is unknown. It was said to come from goiter, which is an odd sounding word in itself. It can also be used as an onomatopoeia because it's akward to say.

1)I need to scratch my joiter.
2)You talk like a joiter.
3)Joiter!

Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...

Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!

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