gonoherpesyphillaids

Thought to be the legendary, ultimate STD. Mentioned in almost every religion's rendition of the Apocalypse.

And the Lord sayeth, the antiChrist shall be upon thee, and he shall bear the unholy mark...of gonoherpesyphillaids.

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Bastard Fuck

A person of very few moral scruples.

That lawyer is such a bastard fuck.

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Grank

The sound produced by a license plate being forcibly removed from a vehicle.

My plates weren't on so good, and when I hit that bump, GRANK, off they went.

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Oh Billy

A general exclamation, demonstrating mostly dismay or displeasure with a situation. See also Fuck a pig with a stick

*as your car flies off a cliff* OH BILLY!

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Vehicle Acrobatics

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

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P.P.S.

Public Piss Syndrome. Describes the inability some people have to urinate in public bathrooms when other people are around.

It took Dave ten minutes to go piss...the fucker has P.P.S. real bad.

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Ooda Soh Clonndiktu

A general proclamation, usually used when you are without proper riposte to another's previous statement. Thought to be from the ancient Mesopotamian "oh so Klondike" which, of course, means "How stupid can you be?"

James: "Damn, I just OWNED you on Halo! How do you like me NOW?"
Jason: "......ooda soh clonndiktu."

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