weak af

Typically defined as a short skinny white boy from the riff whose gf is way out of their league. Often thinks of biology as a fake science and he himself is weak af.

Person 1: See that guy over there? Hes weak af.

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hurricanus

When flatulence escapes the body at such force, it can blast trees from the earth and flips trucks.

When Jon bent over, the ferocity of his flatulence must mean he had a hurricanus.

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