fetty wap

The sound you make when you hit the floor after falling through your own asshole.

Did you hear it go "fetty wap" when Willie Maxwell hit the floor? Sounds like he fell through his own asshole again.

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Child Support

The lesser of two evils, the other being actually raising your own kids.

Father: I told my wife she could either give me a blow job or get out. She took the kids and left. Later she realized what a mistake she'd made and returned the kids.

Father's friend: At least you don't have to pay child support.

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