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When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesnât get her feet muddyâ¦â¦.. and then you FUCK HER!
Iâm sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.
When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!
Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!
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