bear

1.) (animal) A big scary furry thing that is widely considered the greatest threat to the American way of life.

2.) (sexual fetish) A chubby, balding, middle-aged man who, for some reason, has a sexual attraction for some people.

3.) (expression) Something difficult.

4.) (metaphor) Derived from the saying, "you don't have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than the person behind you." A bear is the person who protects you from harm by being bigger, stupider, louder, and more obvious, when it's a bad idea to be so.

1.) Stephen Colbert has put bears on notice. Suck it, bears!
2.) Dude, "bear" sites are totally real. Google that shit.
3.) Rocket surgery is a real bear to learn.
4.) I was worried about going 5 mph over the speed limit, but that guy's going 30 over; I guess we found our bear.

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pimp hand

1. (n.) A sign of virility, strength or social efficacy. An informal measure of one's ability to mack, pimp, or generally to get play, action or get your freak on. Generally characterized as "strong" or "weak."
2. To "exercise one's pimp hand": to increase one's skill at short-term sexual interactions, or to demonstrate such.
3. One's ability to control one's bitches.
4. A back-handed slap, used to emphasize superiority, or a forthcoming need to choke a bitch.

1. Damn, son! Yo' ass picked up some *fine* bitches last night! Yo' pimp hand is strong!
2. You're losing your touch, man. Come out to the club tonight so we can exercise your pimp hand.
3. His strong pimp hand keeps his hos in line.
4. You gonna take that shit?! Introduce yo' pimp hand to that bitch ass motherfucker!

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